Hello, I’m Hugo, a five-year-old poodle with a flair for conversation and a deep commitment to my personal assets (a.k.a. my favorite toys). My humans don’t always understand my attempts to talk, so I resort to the classic sit-and-stare method—eventually, they catch on.
I spend my days napping strategically, ensuring I’m well-rested for my nightly burst of energy. When it’s playtime, I skip the traditional game of fetch and opt for a more thrilling sport: “Chase Me Around the House.” It’s a game of strategy, speed, and, most importantly, ensuring my humans get their daily exercise.
As a full-time work-from-home companion, I take my role seriously—shadowing my human throughout the day, offering silent support, and expertly avoiding video calls. If I had a legal specialty, I’d dominate in Intellectual Pawperty law. No one lays claim to my toys but me!
