My name is Yogi Gerber, a 13-year-old Portuguese Water Dog. I’m protective, social, funny, and independent—unless Inna is home, then I’m her shadow. I also take my role as big brother to Cinder very seriously, even if she tries to steal the spotlight (and the best cuddle spots).
I have many talents, including Olympic-level counter surfing (yes, I have invisible opposable thumbs). I’ve earned my Canine Good Citizen certification, Junior Water Dog title, and trained as a therapy dog. I also excel at selective listening—especially when it benefits me.
My favorite activities include swimming, walks, and—most importantly—stealing unattended food. I firmly believe in the “cheese tax” and require payment anytime the fridge opens. If my human leaves his office—even for a second—I assume it’s for an important reason, like giving me a treat. It’s only fair. I also take my job as household security very seriously, especially when my human is on a call.
I’ve been with my family since I was a few weeks old, but they met me at just three days old. While my siblings napped, I curled up under my mom’s ear—apparently, that sealed the deal.
At 13, I’ve mellowed a bit, but I still keep my humans on schedule for meals and patrol the yard for rabbits. If I were a lawyer, I’d specialize in Canine Defense—because if food is left unattended, it’s not theft, it’s entrapment! If they don’t provide treats every hour, I’d argue it’s neglect. And let’s be clear: failure to share cheese isn’t just unfair—it’s tax evasion!
